I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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