That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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