when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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