butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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