i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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