the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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