I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
