im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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