I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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