I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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