I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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