Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I feel like a drive thru vagina
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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