My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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