is wine microwaveable?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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