My friends, they love my intelligence
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
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I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
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Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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