I'm drive I can fine osifer
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
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the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
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It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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