I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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