My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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