Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Can Purell be used as lube?
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
