i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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