Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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