yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
