yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
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I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
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He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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