He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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