Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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