Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
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MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.