We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves