I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
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Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
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Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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