the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You need Xanax blowdarts
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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