I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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