wake up i wanna do it froggy style
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I just forgot I was standing up.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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