Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
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