i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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