1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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