hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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