i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
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is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
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I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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