It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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