so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
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I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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