hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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