Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
