does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
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omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
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Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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