i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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