I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
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Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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