And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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