question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
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you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
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Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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