well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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