so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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