return my video game
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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