I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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