I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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