Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
My bed smells like the plague
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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