absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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