You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
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i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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