Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
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Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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