I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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