You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
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just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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