I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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