hotel room ftw
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
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Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
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I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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